Things that go bump in the night



10º 18.311n 121º 01.734w
Thu Apr 25 2019

From ghoulies and ghosties and long legged beasties and blah blah blah. . .
You live on a boat for five years and you think you know her. Then you blast off for a 3000 mile passage, and WOW. What the heck is that noise? What’s that creak? That groan? Have the bearings in that engine raw water pump suddenly decided to fail?
Jamie and Behan Gifford went for a short day sail with us in Banderas Bay back a few weeks ago. We checked the rig tune, main sail luff shape versus the prebend in the mast, and caught an error in the reefing rigging, but the biggest point Jamie made was that we needed to change a few things so we didn’t go insane from the persistent noises that could be avoided. Number one on the list was to change the way the reefing lines attached to the boom by fabricating dyneema strops, looping those around the boom, and attaching the double braid reefing lines to those so that the double braid wouldn’t rub against the aluminum spar. There was more, and as we continue the trip we find little tings and ticks and clicks and moans and grunts and groans and you name it. Some we’ve remedied, some still remain a mystery.
Today there was a blood curdling scream! Thad and I about both about had a cow - I don’t know what went through his mind, but that horrible Samuel Jackson movie “Snakes on a Plane” flashed through my head as I bolted for the master cabin to save my darling wife from the evil serpent.
As we nap whenever we can, I had placed tin foil above each hatch screen and snapped them into place, making the cabin much darker and more conducive to daytime sleep. Poor Isabel was snoozling away having who knows what kind of dream when the hatch screen over the bunk gave way and bonked her full on. I reckon her dream had the sudden stimulus of an impact from the hatch screen falling on her, the crackling sound of tin foil, and the sudden bright light. Must have been a doozy. Scared the poor thing half to death, and got the adrenaline going in the rest of us for sure.
We’re all having a laugh about it now, of course. Of all the nutty boat noises I expected to hear, screaming didn’t even make the top ten on the list!

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